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I haven’t babbled about wrestling in awhile, but I’m bored so let’s fix that problem shall we?
So New Japan Pro Wrestling, the number 1 Japanese promotion in the world, hasn’t been it’s old self lately. A lot has been said about this, but it’s been pretty clear that ever since Tetsuya Naito won the IWGP Intercontinental and Heavyweight titles on night two of Wrestlekingdom the company over all has felt a bit different. Some would point out that the five month shut down, travel issues with foreign talent, and the restricted clap crowds have been the reason for this. Those assumptions are not wrong as the shows have felt stale due to the silence from the limited crowd, and the featuring of a lot of unpopular talent as place holders for the ones not allowed in the country.
Yet it’s not the only reason the company has felt different. By the end of 2020 most of the foreign talent had made their way back in for tours, and the crowd sized did increase as they began to run larger buildings. All culminating with another two nights at the Tokyo Dome to a little less than half capacity. Though the crowds still are forced to remain silent and are only allowed to clap which sucks. The build up to this years Wrestlekingdom event once again was full of overly complicated booking that made little sense, and was only to shoehorn in two title matches at the top of the card with the same three men who were entwined with the title the year prior. The only one left out was company Ace Katzuchika Okada as they are still keeping him out of the title picture to establish some new top stars. The matches themselves were fine (great even), but I was overcome with a sense of malaise watching them as I wasn’t nearly as invested in any of the matches, save for one. Even though it was the crowing of Kota Ibushi finally getting a shot with the big belt, literally a decade in the making, I felt nothing.
So while I still keep one eye on the promotion that made me love Japanese pro wrestling, I’ve continued to be more engrossed with a lot of the other promotions on the island. I’ve written about them before, but after the match I just saw this morning I had to talk more about DDT.
![Beginner's Guide to DDT: Factions - Last Word on Pro Wrestling](https://lastwordonsports.com/prowrestling/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2020/03/DDT-Titles.jpg)
DDT Pro Wrestling (Dramatic Dream Team) has become one of the big four or five promotions in the scene. A lot of people argue it’s become the number 2 promotion in the country, but I still think that’s Dragongate. Though it’s not hard to see why people, especially here in the states, think so highly of the promotion. It’s drawn in sell out crowds from all over the past few years, has ties to people currently in AEW and WWE, and since 2017 is owned by a large corporation called CyberAgent, which in Japan only happens when you’re a success (New Japan is owned by Bushiroad) and a proven money maker.
Not bad for a company that started as a small indie totally in the shadow of both All Japan Pro Wrestling and it’s eventual offshoot NOAH. In fact CyberAgent recently purchased NOAH and it now airs it’s show in DDT’s streaming service along with it’s sister promotion Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling and a few others. So the times have changed. DDT made a name for itself slowly. They ran small venues with a lot of freelance talent, but once the original owners left in 2005, the promotion began to make moves and began to create it’s own legacy. By 2009 just as I was starting to get into indie wrestling, I began to hear about this weird japanese promotion that would do shows at local water parks or baseball fields, and by shows I don’t mean in a ring. The wrestlers would fight in and around the entire park using whatever was around. At the same time I would also hear about these crazy good matches with people I never heard of like Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi.
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By the time I began to get into Japanese Wrestling I knew what DDT was, and had checked out some of their shows through various means on the internet. At the time it was hard to follow because it was and still is a very promo heavy promotion. It’s not uncommon for a match to just stop, the lights go out, and a video plays that’s somehow related to what’s happening but since I don’t speak Japanese I was lost. This was kept mostly in the opening matches where a lot of the comedy wrestlers worked. Then after intermission the more serious matches would start. At the time I didn’t realize that this was a parody to how most Japansese promotions book shows. Most promotions open with maybe a young boy single or tag match, but then you’d get a series of multi man matches that were either one offs or a set up to a big angle or even a glimpse at a future singles match up. Then after intermission you’d get the buisness end of the card with all the big single matches and title matches. So it’s kind of funny that DDT uses the same time to just fuck around cause honestly who cares about senseless tag matches?
![The Hitchhiker's Guide To DDT Pro Wrestling: Dramatic Dream Team – DEADLOCK](https://deadlockpw.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/EIalTQ7XYAA50xn-1024x576.jpg)
Speaking of titles, DDT also bucked the trend when it came to theirs. Their top singles title The K-OD (King of DDT) Openweight Title has been the top prize for years. This title is typically held by the top person in the promotion and is booked similar to other main titles in Japanese Promotions. Then you have the K-OD Tag titles as well as K-OD six man titles. Some promotions like Dragongate, and soon AEW, have six man titles, but DDT is the only one that also has 8 man tag titles as well. The K-OD 8 Man Titles have bounced between various lower mid card and comedy wrestlers since their inception. As has probably the second most known title in the company the Ironman Heavymetal Championship. A title that is defended under 24/7 rules meaning the champion has to defend the title wherever and whenever even if they are asleep. This title has been held by such illustrious people as a ladder, a birthday cake, a book, and even a wrestling doll. The title has also been defended overseas numerous times. This is of course a parody of the old WWE Hardcore title which was also defended under 24/7 rules and used as a source of comedy. WWE even recently tried to recreate this with their 24/7 title. DDT uses it much the same way, given jobbers and other lower mid card talent something to fight over.
![Dramatic DDT on Twitter: "6. "DDT Is DDT" 20 Years Entertainment Culmination! The Best In The World: Danshoku Dino Vs Joey Ryan. This pic will show up as a censor.… https://t.co/6JHsMt8lp9"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3VaepAW8AIWXP5.jpg)
So it’s pretty clear that DDT is a place that can do some serious business while also keeping their tongue firmly planted in cheek. While I would parachute in for some of the bigger more buzz worthy matches DDT had or even their biggest show of the year Peter Pan, I can’t say that I was a fan. As much as I don’t mind comedy in wrestling, the language barrier made it hard for me to understand certain gags.
(Though I did see one match where a guy brought a nurse into the ring, and held his opponent down while she took blood from his arm, and I found that hilarious as i used to be someone who was afraid of needles.)
Then when it came to the main part of the show, I didn’t see anything that blew me away outside of the same top two guys who are the 1B and 1A of the promotion, Tetsuya Endo and Konosuke Takeshita. Everything else was just fine to me. So I hand waved really getting into the promotion despite all the hype.
Fast forward to last year, New Japan is shit, so I start looking around at the landscape. While I wrote about how NOAH and Dragongate is the top of the list for what I watched last year, DDT wasn’t that far behind. I started getting into them thanks to their K-OD tournament which really kept the comedy to a minimum and focused mostly on good singles matches, and if there’s ever a good way to learn about a promotion it’s by watching how they book a tournament. Tournaments are good ways to see how each person works, what their gimmicks are, and what spot they occupy in the company. Last years K-OD had a lot of fresh young talent with some established veterans, and it’s clear DDT is booking for the future, despite 50 year old living legend Jun Akiyama winning not only the tournament but also eventually winning the K-OD Openweight itself from Endo. The day prior Keji Mutoh, who is also in his 50’s, won the GHC Heavyweight title in NOAH. So the two main champions for CyberAgent are both legends in their 50’s.
It’s not unheard of for a Japanese promotion to use an established star to eventually get the new young star over. The old veteran hand versus young upstart is one of the oldest stories in pro wrestling. New Japan used Hiroshi Tanahashi, then a fifteen year veteran, to get over a young 24 year old Katzuchika Okada as the new top guy in the company. It’s also why the term Ace is now over used in every promotion.
While I can’t say the Mutoh reign has paid off since he’s already defeated the would be ace of NOAH, Akiyama is still getting established wins for his title reign. He beat one half of the tag champs Higuchi in a good match, but then he was challenged by all people Danshoku Dino.
![Deadliest pedigree. : SquaredCircle](https://38.media.tumblr.com/580531a747a5da971913675c9c0a0d27/tumblr_msta8nfKfD1ryji3io1_400.jpg)
Dino has been a DDT mainstay since he debuted as a wrestler in 2002. Over his career he’s mostly been known as a comedy guy, using gay tactics to either distract or overcome his opponents. He’s a take off of the old effeminate wrestlers that would come to ring with makeup on or their hair permed like Gorgeous George, Goldust, etc. In Mexico their known as Exoticos. The idea being that these wrestlers are attracted to their opponents and spend a lot of time in the match trying to sneak a kiss or grab. I’m not sure how well this would go over in todays day and age, but over seas and in Mexico it’s still pretty common to see at least one. Dino, however is a little different. Dino isn’t concerned with being pretty. In fact it’s quite the opposite. He’s more grimy and sleazy. The type of guy you may catch in the back of a dark porn theater. He’s pudgy and a little overweight, and he has propensity for sticking guys heads into his tights before dropping them on their heads. This is the guy who challenged for the biggest title in the company against a living legend like Uncle Jun.
When I say living legend, I’m not kidding. Jun Akiyama is a hall of fame level talent and has been for 30 years. He debuted in All Japan just as the promotion was on fire thanks to the four pillars of heaven (Misawa, Kawada, Taue, and Kobashi) becoming mega stars. Then Misawa leaves and starts NOAH, and eventually Jun goes with him. He spends about 20 years bouncing between the two promotions, but always as a top guy. He was main foil for Misawa and Kobashi, but was also an ace for All Japan. His career hit the skids as All Japan began to decline in popularity in the 2010’s. He took over as booker, and was able to create a star in Kento Miyahara but they never reached the heights of their peers. A problem that persists to this day. Akiyama meanwhile would quit/get fired for failing to bring the promotion back from the brink. Akiyama was then actually going to be spear heading a division for WWE in their effort to take over the wrestling world with NXT Japan. This was meant to take talent away from Japanese promotion or use freelancers while also training their own up and coming talent. Similar to what the intent was with NXT UK back in 2017. What it really is, is WWE trying to get a foot hold in the one place they haven’t dominated yet. Thankfully the pandemic put the kabosh on that, and now with the WWE Network going away in favor of Peacock who knows how things will shake out. This is how Akiyama lands in DDT, signing a multi year deal.
So this morning from the world famous Korakuen Hall we got to see Dino vs Akiyama. A world class talent versus a guy who wears a thong. How was it?
Look I’ll level with you, the match wasn’t great. There are people online saying it was good, but I’m not sure if they’re trolling or not. To me this was clear indication of giving Akiyama an easy win where he doesn’t have to work so hard because he’s over 50. The great thing about working with a comedy wrestler is you don’t have to take nearly as many bumps as you would in a normal match, and for a guy as old as Uncle Jun that’s a good thing. It saves him up for a better match down the line. However, what struck me during this match was how into DDT I had become without really realizing it.
I don’t watch every show that makes tapes, mind you. I’m not hopping on a plane and flying to Japan anytime soon (though I want to). I’m just saying that over the course of almost a year, I’ve gone from a casual fan cherry picking matches, to actively enjoying a match where Dino lays on all fours with his entire bare ass hanging out of his trunks, and playfully being kicked by an older man. How did this happen?
![The Hitchhiker's Guide To DDT Pro Wrestling: Dramatic Dream Team – DEADLOCK](https://deadlockpw.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/musclemania2019k.jpg)
I got into Japanese pro wrestling because the American and British indie scenes had been decimated by WWE and their take over of the wrestling world. It was the only place where I could find great well worked matches with well booked feuds that would span the course of a year or more. The only place where I didn’t feel like my intelligence was being insulted just for liking wrestling. This week was Wrestlemania week. A week that used to be the most looked forward to week of the entire year if you were a pro wrestling fan. Not because of the actual Wrestlemania show itself, though it does draw the most fans by far cause people love a spectacle no matter how bad it is, but because of all of the amazing matches that would happen at the indie shows in the surrounding area of where ever Mania was taking place. All of the major indie promotions would back up shop and rent out a venue a few miles from the big show and from that Wednesday to that Sunday it would be round the clock pro wrestling. The entire reason WWE has gone out of their way to sign any available indie talent is because of how much attention would get taken away from the two big WWE shows that weekend. For fans you would spend all week having your mind blown by all of the dream matches that were booked, or major angles blown off, and then sit and veg out with 60-70 thousand other fans at Mania. Mania became like the cool down show, and WWE couldn’t stand it.
So now the indies are all comedy and meme bullshit. They’re full of people WWE would never book, so they’ve become the only ones who are safe to constantly book on shows. So what we’ve gotten now is a set of themed shows like it’s fucking kareoke night at your local strip club. Sure, you may get a decent match here or there, but it’s nowhere near what it used to be.
So I ran all the way to Japan to get my pro wrestling fix, and for years it’s been great. Zero regrets, but now all the sudden I’m coming full circle and caring about a match I wouldn’t have looked twice at a year ago. I’m not even that big of a Dino fan, but he was about as good as a guy like him can be in a match like this. Does he have any business sniffing the K-OD title anymore? Not at all. Looking online he apparently had four runs with the title which are about 4 too many for me. But like I said this wasn’t about Dino winning the title, it was about giving Jun a win to make him look like a viable champion in his second defense. Things like that matter in wrestling, no matter what Vince McMahon thinks.
For Jun’s part he played along with Dino’s bullshit about as well as he should’ve. He never really looked to be in any danger during the match itself, nor should he. Dino is so far below this man he can barely see over the top of his boots. So I’m glad they treated it as such. For long time DDT fans, I can see this being exciting as Dino did a lot of stuff he hasn’t done in a long while. For me this was just fine . I’d give the match a D if I care enough to even rate it. I was just shocked that an old veteran like Akiyama let another man slip his hands into his trunks and also dry hump him. I almost forgot about the dry humping.
This was not the type of match you recommend to friends. This is actually the type of match you hope nobody walks in on you watching. It’s the type of match where people will feel justified in thinking that pro wrestling is gutter trash, and they aren’t wrong. Yet this show did have two really good matches on it. The six man match with some of the younger up and coming talent taking on the main heel faction was really good, and the tag title match that proceeded the main event was also really good.
DDT isn’t a promotion I can watch everything of, but there’s a lot I do like and the more I get into it the more I find myself becoming attached to it. It’s reminding me more and more of what Chikara was like before the shut down in 2013. Sure there’s wacky shit that makes no sense unless you’re a wrestling nerd, but the stuff that lands really fucking lands and I’m excited to see where it goes. Right now the big question is “who will beat Akiyama?”. The front runner for that is perennial ace Takeshita, who just popped into AEW for a house show and will be staying in the states for a month (hope he’s vaccinated). I assume they let him do this because they need him out of the way for a bit while Akiyama racks up some wins. By the time he gets back and is done with quarantine they could be heading directly into Peter Pan so another Akiyama/Takeshita match may be the main event there. It makes sense since Akiyama has moonwalked into DDT, Takeshita hasn’t been able to beat him. They’ve had two matches so far which were both excellent so a third is on the way. For me though I wish it was someone on the come up. Someone who could use the scalp to get to that next level. Who that is, I’m not sure yet. It’s still so early.
For those keeping score, while NOAH was my favorite promotion last year due to the Go Shiozaki title run, they’ve now dropped to third place. I am not a fan of the Mutoh title reign as he can barely walk down the ramp, and on top of that Kenoh just lost his secondary title to another old veteran who also stinks. Why NOAH is doing this I can’t say as they do not have enough young talent on the come up to challenge for these titles and become stars. Dragongate however remains a well booked and exciting promotion to watch. I have not missed any Dragongate shows this year including house shows. Making them the new number one. DDT isn’t far behind this year. Even though they have an older veteran in the top spot, there’s enough new talent for him to eventually drop the title to and potentially make a star. Even if Takeshita once again take his spot as ace, Akiyama has enough star power to put guys over for the rest of his career without losing any faith from the fans. So if I have to sit through a match where a guy does a moonsault while holding his junk from being seen every now and again so be it.